Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Accountant and farmer
|A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and...
Disneyland Survey
A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer inDisneyland produced some...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
Dog life…
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably...
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm.
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...