A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Farm jokes 07
|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse...
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?The top of...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
Communication problem
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu....