Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
Slow Bicycle race
During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first...
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month…
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her...
Three acurate guesses
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...