Kids and Religion!
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock…
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
Gravol Label
I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It’s even called “Gravol for Children”....
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...