Never say it at work
|TWELVE THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work...
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
All Jews and six Mexicans
This freelance journalist discovered Adolf Hitler was alive and well andliving in South America....
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
The Doctors
Nowadays there’s little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...