Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
Pat and Jimmy-Joe
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...