Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
Signs someone is using your e-mail
10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?” 9. One...
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...