99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...
Technology is too good
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...