Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Bumpy Stickers!
Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident....
Siblings……
Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...