New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
Great first parent
|The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
A couple married forty years were revisiting the…
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their...