You Know You’re From California When…
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Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
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Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
looking for bookworms
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Is there a way to thank you?
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Why Beer is Better than Women
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Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
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Southerners are not that stupid
A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show. The...