Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
The undressing newlyweds.
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Amish Couple
Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Are Not
Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren’t I need you to whip...