Quotes of companies
|Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out...
Signs and notices 17
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. An ad on...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
Shipwrecked Saga -Dog and Man
A man and his dog are shipwrecked on a desert island. After exploring the...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...