A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
You can come out now
Jon was looking for a little “action”. He picked up a sweet young thang...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...