A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
Why does Clinton…
Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...