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From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
High military ranks
|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.”That’s...
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Coincidences of Bill Gates
The real name of “the” Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!