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What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
Who’s got a bigger crotch?
There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their...
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer…
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
glow worm unhappy
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Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...
Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
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An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...