Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
A story behind a gun
|Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members...
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
Bengals
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get...
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...