I knew it was true…I knew it!
Well, if there’s any truth to this study at all, then I should live...
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Bouncing Baby
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse...