Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
What gender is a computer?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in...
Nuts
Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!
Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...