Those who don’t know
|The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...