Cockroach killing
my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my...
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting…
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina…
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...