half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
A six year old comes crying…
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....
The guide for women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce…
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...