Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...
The Family Dentist
A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, “I want atooth...
Universal Grade Change Form
____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from...
OLD NEVER DIES 2
|OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
Lawyers arrive in Japan
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...