Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane…
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.At the top...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to…
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to herobstetrician’s office. When...
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki…
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...