A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade…
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
A Blonde Visit to D.C.
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Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
Doing the job right
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