May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
World According to Student Bloopers
One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
The Priest and the Rabbi.
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street...
Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
A clever court case
One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when...
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...