Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal...