Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
25 facts of life
25 facts of life1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the...
Real classified ads 05
CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Trip To The Desert
A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.They...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
Taste Test
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons...
Space photography
|The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...