Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...
A cowboy walked into a barber shop…
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said,...
Woman’s instructions
|THE WOMAN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
He is new to baseball
|Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very...