Politically correct seasons greetings
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US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
Why did the boy…
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school.
Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...
Out of Paper!
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and...
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...