Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road…
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, “I`ve...
A regular Friday night poker game…
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one...
The Test!
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old...
Reward for goodness
Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly...
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Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki…
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a...
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.