A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
True Newspaper Headlines…OY!
Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995Whatever Their motives, Moms...
Knock Knock Jokes 14
Knock Knock Who’s there? Athens! Athens who? Athens I love you! Knock Knock Who’s...
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18…
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
Blonde Email
How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.