Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
Alter Your Course!
This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV Good: Your son’s finally maturing Bad: He’s...
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
Going to Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section....
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...