Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Food fight in a store
|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend...
Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
A guy walks into a post office…
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Three envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...