A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have...
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
A catholic lithany
A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New...
Farm jokes 07
|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse...
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....
Little Johnny walks into his primary school…
Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!