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Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
Country Song Titles
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Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
The Big Pencil
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Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college…
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