Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
fulfill a lifelong dream
|For a holiday, Mulvaney decided to go to Switzerland to fulfill a lifelong dream...
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin...
Getting in an accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident,...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital…
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital and goes to the train station. He gets...
For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...