Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery…
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.