Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...
The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
Question answer 04
|What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?Sorry, it was...
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
Anything you want!
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...