The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
A letter to John Hinkley
Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed...
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
Indifference
Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?