Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Short Lawyer Jokes IV
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
She is angry at you
|Worried because they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring...
The Trian!
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have...
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...