Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...