Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Trapped On A Rock
There was a man that was stranded, standing on nothing but a rock in...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Brain or muscles?
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
Texan farmer travels
|A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie...