Hoop Earrings
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Return your keys
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Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Chemistry’s greatest achivement?
What is chemistry’s greatest achievement …… Artificial blondes!
If men had a vagina.
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Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
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What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.