Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Technology is too good
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
Stealing the camera
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?
What’s the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic ??It is known how many...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Chinese Subtitles
Chinese SubtitlesFrom a list of English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong,...