Alter Your Course!
This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...
Life Science Final Exam
The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...