God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Internet highway blues
|The Information Highway BluesMy baby’s got my 486. My cellular phone’s on the blink....
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
For the man I love.
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a...
Different Treatment
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Golfing with an older man
|A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...