Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
God Meets Bureaucracy
God Meets BureaucracyIn the beginning God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was...
Purchasing mailing lists
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Smaller or larger tuxedo
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Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
exercise at the beach
|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...