Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
The Hunt
A guy tells his wife that she has three choices. She can either go...
What\’s a Blonde do after…
Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce...